Classic sayings...

[Dbol Squirrel]

I am so going to use this in person with someone one day...

 

[Functional Fitness]

An obvious one here for starters.
If it ain't broke.....don't try and fix it.

 

[ADAM1]

What's for you, won't go by you.

 

[Dbol Squirrel]

I follow a youtuber that builds and drag races cars.
He even bought a race track recently.
Any time he damages a car...
"That'll buff out"

 

[Bonus]

The reason for Liams anger is that he was born with a fork in a world of soup…..Noel Gallager on his brother

 

[Bonus]

I can remember very vividly, when I found my first grey pubic hair….

It was stuck between my teeth…..

I was 8 years old,….
and had stayed up to try to see Santa.

 

[darrenG10]

nickname the horse cause we’ve got a horse cock wait what…

 

[Bonus]

There are three kinds of people in this world.

Those that can count, and those that cant.

 

[mothertrucker]

I follow a youtuber that builds and drag races cars.
He even bought a race track recently.
Any time he damages a car...
"That'll buff out"

Cletus McFarland YouTube channel

 

[mothertrucker]

Shits about to hit the fan.
Its all gone Pete tong.
Up the bum no babies, whilst Mrs. is in labor is not the appropriate time to say that one.

 

[Jayne Scott]

I am so going to use this in person with someone one day...
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..."how can I help you to f...off?"...the funny thing about this is, you could make an otherwise pissed off person burst out into laughter & see the lighter side of things.

 

[Micktb]

Shy bairns get no sweeties...

 

[Dbol Squirrel]

..."how can I help you to f...off?"...the funny thing about this is, you could make an otherwise pissed off person burst out into laughter & see the lighter side of things.

Yeah that's true.
And it's better than my current...
"Oh I'm sorry.., you must be confusing me with someone who gives a fuck".

 

[Rdavisipad]

Always be proud, but never be satisfied

 

[Dbol Squirrel]

Cletus McFarland YouTube channel

Only just seen this.
Yeah, best youtube channel ever.